No way!

mister-sullivan: oh my perfect. Sims reality.

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:06:13 -0400

oh my perfect.

Sims reality.

princessjaycera: canadianpolarbear07: huggs5: olga-lemongrass:...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:04:27 -0400

canadianpolarbear07:

huggs5:

olga-lemongrass:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

rhiannon42:

theslowestdrawfag:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game.

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

I approve of this concept 100%

I want a montage in the beginning of the housewife getting ready to kick ass

She puts on her best dress, a string of pearls, does her hair taking out the curlers, puts on her most stylish flats, and the finishing touch, her engagement ring with the big diamond in it, and when they fight, they look fabulous and kick ass like they were trained by Catwoman and Harley Quinn

Lipstick the shade of the blood of my enemies

oh my god everything about this post forever

I want this

I’d play it.

PLEASE

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Wed, 01 May 2013 00:05:06 -0400

itsvondell: i am so into this

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:34:43 -0400

itsvondell:

i am so into this

princessjaycera: beb Holy…. cow.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:30:33 -0400

princessjaycera:

beb

Holy…. cow.

andrewbreitel: freedomisalengthofrope: When I was...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:37:40 -0400

andrewbreitel:

freedomisalengthofrope:

When I was in kindergarten, there was a new girl named Mia who came from Japan, I believe, and I was assigned to be her helper because she couldn’t speak English. Over the few months we spent together, we became really close, and we had flashcards with the characters for an English word, and we could figure out what she was trying to tell us with those. I actually taught her quite a few different sentences and sayings in English after a while. I remember that she would get nosebleeds often, and each time I would escort her to the nurse, they would tell me to leave but she would make me stay with her. At our school we had a field day and me and her were never apart from each other the whole time. (Shown above) After a while, she had to move away with her family, and I never saw her again. I’ve really wanted to know how she’s changed for a very long time now. I know this is a long shot, but I’ve been wanting to talk to her again over some social network because I’ve missed her for a really long time, and I was hoping some of you guys would reblog for me. I can’t remember her last name.

I had a very similar thing with a boy in elementary school but that was before Facebook :( I wish I could talk to him

attractive boy: hi i'm famous

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:22:52 -0400

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm married and i have kids
attractive boy: hi i'm a +100,000 year old angel
attractive boy: hi i'm a 1200 year old timelord
attractive boy: hi i'm a highly-functioning sociopath and married to my flatmate
attractive boy: hi i just died cause I wanted freedom for france

chrisynova: best response to a sexist boyfriend This is how...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 03:08:08 -0400

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

This is how Amanda Bynes really looks everyone.

puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: blows you a kiss slaps it out of the air NOT IN MY HOUSE HA...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:29:44 -0400

puncheschildren666:

saintbuddha:

*blows you a kiss*

*slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA HA HA

princessjaycera: i hate you

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:35:31 -0400

princessjaycera:

i hate you

titshmi: “Plenty of fish in the sea” An accurate portrayal of...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:32:55 -0400

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

An accurate portrayal of my love life.

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 01:46:18 -0400

Best scene evaaaa!

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 19:57:49 -0400

Best scene evaaaa!

princessjaycera: hawties :*

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:17:04 -0400

princessjaycera:

hawties :*

jaimegayciado: m-tches: two-1nfinity-and-bey0nd: cosmopanther:...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 01:00:50 -0400

jaimegayciado:

m-tches:

two-1nfinity-and-bey0nd:

cosmopanther:

Woman takes a photo of herself every day for a year, chronicling the affects of an abusive relationship.

This is fucking heartbreaking. You can see the happiness and hope slip from her eyes with every shot.

tw domestic abuse

this is heartbreaking tbh

Don’t stop reblogging. Women are better than this to stay with men who do this. Stay strong. Know your worth.

the last one holy shit

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Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:38:18 -0400

troyesivan: marcuslovesmyface: Omfg Troye I can’t even explain...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:37:03 -0400

troyesivan:

marcuslovesmyface:

Omfg Troye I can’t even explain how much I am laughing rn

i wonder if ill ever go a day without completely embarrassing myself

sleepinglauren: Photographer Lalage Snow takes pictures of...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 18:50:55 -0400

sleepinglauren:

Photographer Lalage Snow takes pictures of soldiers’ faces before, during and after the war in Afghanistan.

bythegods: It has the spirit of the tale.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 03:11:59 -0400

bythegods:

It has the spirit of the tale.

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 03:09:47 -0400

No way!

mister-sullivan: oh my perfect. Sims reality.

princessjaycera: canadianpolarbear07: huggs5: olga-lemongrass:...

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itsvondell: i am so into this

princessjaycera: beb Holy…. cow.

andrewbreitel: freedomisalengthofrope: When I was...

attractive boy: hi i'm famous

chrisynova: best response to a sexist boyfriend This is how...

puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: *blows you a kiss* *slaps it out of the air* NOT IN MY HOUSE HA...

princessjaycera: i hate you

titshmi: “Plenty of fish in the sea” An accurate portrayal of...

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Best scene evaaaa!

princessjaycera: hawties :*

jaimegayciado: m-tches: two-1nfinity-and-bey0nd: cosmopanther:...

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troyesivan: marcuslovesmyface: Omfg Troye I can’t even explain...

sleepinglauren: Photographer Lalage Snow takes pictures of...

bythegods: It has the spirit of the tale.

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puncheschildren666: saintbuddha: blows you a kiss slaps it out of the air NOT IN MY HOUSE HA...